A Warney

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A smutty message sent to someone you're trying to hook up with. Named after Shane Warne, the king of dirty texts and extra-marital chaos.

'I’m thinking about you in bed right now. Can’t wait to see you tomorrow.'

'Your face is so hot I could fry eggs on it.'

'I’ve been thinking about our last encounter all night. You’re a legend.'

When someone is so overly horny it's almost annoying. Like Shane Warne, who can't keep his pants on and is always cheating.

'I’m so horny I could eat a whole pizza and still be hungry.'

'I saw a dog today and I got a hard on.'

'I just got out of the shower and I’m already thinking about you.'

A rude way to insult an Asian wearing a Turban. Like calling them a hot mess and throwing a banana at them.

'Hey Turban Boy, you look like you just fell into a bowl of noodles.'

'You wear that Turban like it’s your second job.'

'If you took that Turban off, you’d look like a confused chicken.'