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a girl you find after your ex dumps you. she’s ugly, desperate, and only wants your junk. she lives far away and barely talks to you. she’s just a waste of time and a way to make your ex jealous.
Hey bro, I found a new girl. She’s ugly and wants my junk. She lives in the other state. Can you believe she’s still talking to me?
My new girl is so ugly she looks like my ex's cousin. She lives three states away and still texts me.
New girl is a total beg. She doesn’t even look good. She’s just trying to make my ex cry.