A Walter

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A Walter is a man who thinks he's the king of the world and will fight anyone who says otherwise.

Walter told the guy at the gas station he'd punch him if he didn't shut up.

He called his mom a bad name because she didn't like his hair.

He threatened to quit his job if the coffee wasn't good enough.

Walter loves fire trucks and monster trucks so much he might cry if you don't let him talk about them.

He texted me a picture of a fire truck and said, 'This is better than your face.'

He asked his boss for a day off to go see a monster truck show.

He named his dog after a fire truck and got mad when I laughed.

A Walter is a man who will die for his love and will probably die for you if you're nice to him.

He told his ex he'd rather get hit by a monster truck than be with her again.

He stayed up all night texting me to make sure I was okay.

He ran into the street to save a cat and got hit by a fire truck.

Walter is the best person ever and if you don't like him, you're a total loser.

He told me if I didn't like Walter, I should go cry in a corner.

He said Nona was a bad name and she should change it.

He sent me a text that said, 'Fish you if you don't like Walter.'

Walter loves fire trucks and monster trucks so much he might forget to breathe.

He texted me a picture of a monster truck and said, 'This is my favorite thing ever.'

He told his mom he'd rather be a monster truck than a normal person.

He got in a fight with a fire truck driver because he didn't like the way he drove.

A Walter is a white dog who thinks he's a king and wears clothes that cost more than your life.

He wore a watermelon helmet to the store and got kicked out.

He got mad at me because I didn't like his outfit.

He told the barista he was richer than her and she should be happy.