Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A total idiot who acts like they're the smartest person in the room. A human disaster who thinks they're funny.

My cousin is a Wally. He thinks he's funny when he says 'I'm the smartest person in the room.'

My teacher called me a Wally because I thought the sky was purple.

My dog is a Wally. He barked at a cloud.

2

A shiny trophy that racers kill for. It's so important, people would rather die than lose it.

My uncle won a Wally and cried like a baby. He said it was the best day of his life.

My dad's Wally is covered in dirt and stickers. It's like a war zone.

My cousin's Wally is so big, it took three people to carry it.

3

A weird word Bill Cosby used for a guy's pecker. It's like calling it a 'big, flappy thing.'

My brother said his dad's wally-wally was bigger than a pizza.

My mom said Bill Cosby's wally-wally was so big, it made the toilet clog.

My cousin said her dad's wally-wally was so big, it made the whole house shake.

4

A guy's pecker. It's the thing you use to make a funny noise when you're in the shower.

My friend's wally is so big, it makes the whole room laugh.

My cousin said her dad's wally was so big, it made the wall shake.

My mom said Bill Cosby's wally was so big, it made the whole room clog.

5

When you drive around like a lost sock with no idea where you're going or why you're doing it.

My dad was driving around like a lost sock for three hours.

My brother drove around like a lost sock because he forgot where he lived.

My mom drove around like a lost sock because she was mad at her phone.

6

A super cool girl who makes everyone feel like the best person in the world. She's the kind of girl who makes your heart go pitter-patter.

My friend is a Wally. Everyone loves her because she's the best.

My mom said my sister is a Wally because she makes everyone smile.

My brother said his crush is a Wally because she makes him happy.

7

When a girl dances right up against a guy's crotch while he's stuck against the wall like a meatball.

My sister did a Wally at the party and everyone laughed.

My cousin did a Wally at the school dance and got in trouble.

My mom did a Wally at the grocery store and made the clerk laugh.