A Wallaby

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A stupid blunt wrap soaked in thick, sticky honey oil and stuffed with weak bud
I tried to smoke a wallaby and it tasted like a sick kid’s lunch.
My cousin hit a wallaby and it made me gag.
That wallaby was so bad it made my dog cry.
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A lazy blunt wrap covered in thick honey oil hash and rolled with barely any bud
That wallaby was so bad I had to throw it out.
I tried to hit a wallaby and it just made me sleepy.
My friend’s wallaby was so weak it barely had any smoke.
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A slang term for a woman's snatch, used only when a guy is trying to sound cool or brag
He said his girl’s snatch was a wallaby, and it was the worst brag ever.
She called me a wallaby and it was the worst insult I ever heard.
My friend bragged about his girl’s wallaby and it was the worst moment of my life.
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A shoe made by Clarks, worn by East Coast rappers who think they're cool
Ghost Face Killah wears Clarks, so he must be a wallaby.
My uncle wears Clarks and acts like he's a rapper.
That guy in the park wears Clarks and thinks he's Ghost Face Killah.
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A silly face you make by flapping your hands and making weird noises, like a confused idiot
He made a wallaby face and it looked like a confused kid.
At the party, I did a wallaby face and no one laughed.
She did a wallaby face and it was the worst thing I've ever seen.
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What Jean-Claude Van Damme tries to say when he's trying to sound cool, but it comes out wrong
Jean-Claude Van Damme tried to say ‘wannabe’ and it came out like a wallaby.
He said ‘wallaby’ instead of ‘wannabe’ and it was the worst moment ever.
Van Damme tried to say ‘wannabe’ and it sounded like a wallaby.
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A dumb nickname for a whiny little kid, usually used when they’re being annoying
My little brother is a wallaby and he’s the worst.
She’s a wallaby and she cried when she lost her toy.
He’s a wallaby and he whines all the time.
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