a walking racist joke

My cousin said all black people are lazy and eats fried chicken for breakfast. I said, 'You're the one who failed math.'

My teacher called me a 'typical Asian' because I got an A. I called her a 'typical teacher' because she's never been nice.

My dad told my friend's dad, 'You're the reason your son is so dumb.' My friend's dad said, 'You're the reason your son is so loud.'

My neighbor said, 'All Asians are loud and can't cook.' I said, 'You're the one who burns toast every morning.'

My friend's mom said, 'All Mexicans are lazy.' My friend said, 'You're the one who never leaves the house.'

My cousin said, 'All Africans are loud.' I said, 'You're the one who yells at the TV.'

My teacher said, 'All Asians are smart.' I said, 'You're the only one who's ever failed.'

My mom said, 'All black people are loud.' I said, 'You're the only one who yells at the radio.'

My dad said, 'All Mexicans are lazy.' I said, 'You're the only one who never works.'