A Walking Minefield

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A person who’s basically a ticking time bomb. One tiny thing, like a bad joke or a weird comment, can make them explode with rage. You never know when they’ll go off, and when they do, they’ll say the worst things possible.
You text them 'Hey' and they reply 'Why are you even talking to me? I hate my life and I hate you.'
They see a cat and start screaming about how it’s the worst thing ever.
They get annoyed by the sound of a microwave and yell at you for not turning it off.
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A walking disaster who loses their mind over the smallest things. They’ll yell at you for no reason and say the most embarrassing things in front of everyone.
You ask them how they’re doing and they say, 'I’m fine, I guess. I guess I’m not dying right now.'
They yell at a burger for being too big.
They start crying because they saw a pink flamingo and thought it was a personal attack.
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Someone who’s like a minefield. You step on one tiny thing and boom, total chaos. They’ll say the worst things ever and make everyone else suffer with them.
They text you 'I’m fine' and then yell at you for being alive.
They get mad because a tree is in the way of their walk.
They see a pigeon and start screaming about how it’s the worst bird ever.
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A person who loses their mind over nothing. One little thing and they’ll yell at you, say the worst things, and make everyone else laugh at them.
They get mad because a person said 'hi' instead of 'hello'.
They yell at a pencil for being too short.
They start screaming at a wall because it’s 'too boring'.
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A person who’s basically a curse. They’ll yell at you for no reason and say the most ridiculous things to everyone around them.
They text you 'I’m fine, I guess' and then yell at you for not being fine.
They get angry because a sock is on the floor.
They yell at a cloud because it’s 'too fluffy'.
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A person who’s like a wild animal. They’ll snap at you for no reason and say the worst things ever, just because they can.
They get mad because you used the word 'alright' instead of 'okay'.
They yell at a doorknob for not opening fast enough.
They scream at a toaster for being too loud.
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