A Walking Gregor

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A walking Gregor is a dipshit with a giant head and a face so small it looks like it was squeezed through a toilet. They walk around like they own the place and scream like a baby with a bad hair day.
My cousin is a walking Gregor. He yells at the grocery store like it owes him money.
My teacher called me a walking Gregor because I asked why the sky is blue.
My dog ran away from a walking Gregor. He screamed so loud the dog cried.
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A walking Gregor is a human with a head so big it looks like it was stolen from a monster. They talk like they're the president and have the voice of a goat that just got kicked.
My friend's brother is a walking Gregor. He told the pizza guy he was the king of pizza.
My mom called my dad a walking Gregor because he yelled at the TV.
My neighbor's kid is a walking Gregor. He screamed so loud the mailman dropped the mail.
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A walking Gregor is a person with a face smaller than a pebble and a head bigger than a shopping cart. They act like they're special and talk like they have a goat in their throat.
My uncle is a walking Gregor. He told the barista he was a rock star.
My brother called me a walking Gregor because I asked why the moon glows.
My dog ran away from a walking Gregor. He screamed so loud the dog got a headache.
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