a walking africa

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a person who sleeps with everyone and gets every disease known to man. They’re like a STD factory with a side of drama.
My cousin is a walking Africa. She had 5 guys last week and now she’s sneezing blood.
He called me a walking Africa because I’ve had 3 STDs and still go to the club.
My mom says my brother is a walking Africa. He’s been with 10 girls and still has a crush on his math teacher.
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a human who’s been to every party and slept with every guy. They’re like a sexual buffet with no rules.
My friend is a walking Africa. She’s been to 12 parties and slept with 10 guys. She doesn’t even remember her own name.
He called me a walking Africa because I’ve dated 7 guys in 2 months and still have time to do my homework.
My sister is a walking Africa. She’s been with 15 guys and still goes to church every Sunday.
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a person who’s had so much sex they’re like a used toilet. They spread every disease and don’t care.
My neighbor is a walking Africa. She’s been with 20 guys and her dog has a runny nose.
He said I’m a walking Africa because I’ve had 12 guys and still go to the mall on weekends.
My brother is a walking Africa. He’s been with 15 girls and still has a crush on his teacher.
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a human who sleeps with every guy and doesn’t wash their clothes. They’re like a disease magnet with a side of laziness.
My sister is a walking Africa. She sleeps with 10 guys and still wears the same socks every day.
He called me a walking Africa because I’ve been with 8 guys and still can’t tie my shoes.
My cousin is a walking Africa. She’s been with 15 guys and still uses the same towel.
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a person who’s been with so many guys they’re like a sexual vampire. They drink blood and leave everyone broken.
My friend is a walking Africa. She’s been with 20 guys and now she’s got a new crush every day.
He said I’m a walking Africa because I’ve had 12 guys and still go to the mall every weekend.
My brother is a walking Africa. He’s been with 15 guys and still has a crush on his teacher.
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