Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A walk in the park is when you talk like a robot while quoting Jurassic Park and no one knows what the hell is going on.

"T-Rex is here!" he yells like a f***ing idiot.

She walked in the park and no one asked why.

He tried to quote Jurassic Park but forgot the words and just screamed.

2

A walk in the park is when you do the deed with someone and it feels like you're on vacation.

They walked in the park and it was like a dream.

He walked in the park and forgot to put his pants on.

She said it was a walk in the park, but it was more like a sprint through a f***ing jungle.

3

A walk in the park is a job that’s so easy it feels like you’re not even working.

That job was a walk in the park, I barely had to breathe.

He said it was a walk in the park, but I saw him crying.

She got the job and it was like being handed a f***ing cookie.

4

A walk in the park is when you jerk off with your partner while watching each other like it’s a f***ing movie.

They walked in the park and it looked like a f***ing porn scene.

He was walking in the park and his partner was watching him like he was a f***ing rockstar.

They walked in the park and it was like a f***ing love scene.

5

A walk in the park is when you get f***ed over by your boss and you don’t get paid.

He got sent home without pay and it was a walk in the park.

She was walking in the park and it was just a f***ing punishment.

They said it was a walk in the park, but it was just a f***ing slap on the wrist.

6

A walk in the park is when you go out on patrol and it feels like you’re about to die.

He walked in the park and it was like being in Vietnam.

They went for a walk in the park and it was like getting ambushed by f***ing ghosts.

She said it was a walk in the park, but it felt like a f***ing war.

7

A walk in the park is when you go take a dump and it feels like a f***ing vacation.

He went for a walk in the park and it was just a f***ing toilet break.

She walked in the park and it was like being in a f***ing bathroom.

They said it was a walk in the park, but it was just a f***ing crap session.