A Wake up Eggman

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A finger sneaking into your butt while your partner whispers 'E G G M A N' in your ear like they're trying to wake you up from a nightmare

My girlfriend did this to me while I was still half-asleep and I screamed like I was being tortured.

He whispered 'E G G M A N' so loud my dog started barking at him.

I woke up with a finger in my butt and my boyfriend laughing like he just won the lottery.

When your partner's finger slithers up your butt and says 'E G G M A N' like it's the most important thing in the world

She stuck her finger in my butt and said 'E G G M A N' like I was her prisoner.

He did this while I was still in pajamas and I threw a pillow at him.

I woke up to 'E G G M A N' and my butt was feeling like it was on fire.

Your partner’s finger slips into your butt and yells 'E G G M A N' at you like you’re the last person on Earth

He yelled 'E G G M A N' so loud I thought the neighbors were coming in.

She did this and I almost fell out of bed from the shock.

I woke up to 'E G G M A N' and my butt was screaming for mercy.