A Volunteer Editor for Urban Dictionary

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A clueless idiot who thinks they know what they're doing but ends up making everything worse.
I tried to fix the dictionary and made it look like a toddler threw spaghetti at it.
They added 'flavor' as a definition for 'spice' and called it a win.
They thought 'epic fail' was a real word and added it without asking.
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A person who tries to help but ends up making the whole thing look like a mess.
They tried to reformat the dictionary and turned it into a chaotic nightmare.
They added 50 definitions for 'cool' and expected everyone to thank them.
They thought 'bored' was a synonym for 'dead' and used it in every entry.
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A brain-dead fool who thinks they’re smart but only makes everything harder to understand.
They added 'brilliant' as a synonym for 'stupid' and nobody knew what to do.
They tried to explain 'urban dictionary' in 100 words and failed at 10.
They changed 'cool' to 'groovy' and made everyone question their life choices.
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A person who thinks they're the king of the dictionary but only adds nonsense and calls it a masterpiece.
They added 'fluffy' as a definition for 'loud' and called it genius.
They tried to edit 'cool' and ended up with a 10-page essay on why it’s the best word ever.
They called 'stupid' a 'mild annoyance' and nobody believed them.
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A dumb person who thinks they’re editing the dictionary but only adds words that don’t make any sense.
They added 'taco' as a definition for 'math' and nobody questioned it.
They tried to define 'cool' as 'the best' and called it a breakthrough.
They put 'silly' as a synonym for 'tired' and no one knew what to say.
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