A vince

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A vince is a guy who acts like he's got a brain but it's full of garbage. He's nice once you pop his bubble, but he's also a crackhead who can be a total goofball. He's the kind of guy who'll fight for you like a madman, but he's also scared of his own shadow.
I thought he was a robot at first, but now he's my favorite weirdo.
He cried when I told him I didn't like his hair.
He fought three guys for me and then asked for a snack.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A vince is like a walking heart attack, but with better looks. He's a total player who'll break your heart just to mess with you, but he'll also make you cry happy tears with a single text.
He made me text him at 2 a. m. just to see if I'd fall for him again.
He said I was the best thing since pizza and then ghosted me.
He broke my heart twice, but I still love him like my first crush.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A vince has a wiener that could beat a whale in a race and a brain that doesn't work. He gets all the bitches without even trying.
He got a girl to kiss him in front of everyone and didn't even blink.
He said he's the best at getting bitches, and I believe him.
He got a girl to follow him to the store just to buy chips.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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To vince is to act like you're super excited about something that's not even cool. It's like when you yell about a snack like it's the end of the world.
He screamed about a donut like it was the last donut on Earth.
He did a dance for a cup of coffee and called it a victory.
He yelled about a pizza like it was a miracle.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A vince is a guy who's cute, but also a total bully. He'll beat you up but then give you candy to make it better.
He hit me with a book and then gave me a candy bar.
He made me do push-ups for no reason and then said I was strong.
He called me fat but then bought me ice cream.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A vince is a guy who'll do anything to make you happy, even if it means he'll die doing it. He's the kind of guy who'll fight for you like a superhero, but he's also very dramatic.
He jumped in front of a car to save me and then cried about it.
He cried when I didn't smile back at him.
He gave me all his snacks just to make me happy.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A vince is a guy who's so drunk he thinks he's a king. He'll drink until he can't stand up and then try to dance like a rockstar.
He drank five beers and tried to sing like a rockstar.
He said he was the king of the world and then fell over.
He drank until he was purple and then tried to dance.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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