Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a way to waste time between naps and crying. Not as good as eating pizza but way better than watching your mom fight with your dad.

I’d rather play Fortnite than watch my parents scream at each other.

Video games are like a nap for my brain.

I played 10 hours of Call of Duty instead of doing my math homework.

2

a fun battle where you try to beat the game before your brain explodes from too much screen time.

I beat the game, but my eyes are now permanently blue.

This game is harder than my math test.

I lost to my little brother in Mario Kart. That’s not happening again.

3

the only thing that makes your VHS stop screaming and start showing something that isn’t your dad’s face.

I played this game just to stop the VHS from crying.

The VHS was louder than my little brother’s tantrum.

I had to play this game or the VHS would have turned on my mom.

4

a game you play on a big box that costs more than your allowance. It’s rated like movies, but it’s way more fun and less boring.

I paid $70 for this game and it’s worth every penny.

This game is better than my life.

I played this game for 12 hours straight.

5

the only thing that makes life bearable. If it wasn’t for video games, I’d be dead or crying.

I’d be dead if I didn’t have this game.

Video games are my life.

I play this game more than I talk to my friends.

6

a magical box that turns your brain into a joystick. It’s either the best thing ever or the worst thing ever, depending on who’s playing.

This game is so good I forgot to eat.

My brain is now a joystick.

I played this game for 10 hours and forgot my mom was yelling at me.

7

a screen that shows you images and lets you control them. It’s also a good excuse for why your parents are bad at life.

I played this game instead of doing my homework.

This game is why my parents are terrible at life.

I beat my mom at this game. She’s now crying.