A Vicki

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A Vicki is a walking heart attack with legs. She’s sweet as hell but don’t you dare mess with her. She’ll make your life a living hell if you do.

You borrowed her phone for two days and never returned it. She texted you: 'You owe me a life.'

She let you stay over when you broke her favorite mug. Then she yelled at you for three hours.

You made fun of her crush. She made you eat a whole pizza by yourself at 2 a. m.

A Vicki is like a glitter bomb. She’s beautiful, but you’ll be covered in glitter and drama if you don’t watch out.

She said she’d help you with your homework. Then she turned your math test into a dance-off.

She posted a selfie with you and 20 of her friends. You had no idea she had that many friends.

You broke up with her. She posted a 30-minute vlog about it.

A Vicki is the worst babysitter ever. She lets your dog eat your homework and makes you wear her old pajamas.

She told your dog to ‘behave’ and then it bit your math teacher.

She made you eat breakfast at 10 p. m. and called it ‘a healthy habit.’

She turned your bedroom into a disco and forgot your test was tomorrow.

A Vicki is the kind of girl who makes your heart skip a beat and your brain shut down at the same time.

She asked you to prom and then flaked on you the next day.

She told you she liked you, then talked to five other guys at the same time.

You asked her out. She said yes, but only if you paid for her pizza.

A Vicki is like a superhero with a bad attitude. She’s strong, smart, and ready to fight for you, but don’t you dare mess with her.

She stood up for you when your teacher yelled at you. Then she yelled at the teacher.

She helped you with your science project, then made you eat a whole cake for fun.

She told you she’d beat you up if you didn’t pass your test.

A Vicki is a hot, smart, and extremely bossy girl who will never let you forget you’re the dumb one.

She told you she was going to college. You told her you were going to be a king. She laughed at you for a week.

You asked her for help. She told you to ‘stop being stupid’ and then helped you anyway.

She told you she was going to be a teacher. Then she told your teacher you were a ‘disaster.’

A Vicki is the kind of girl who makes you feel like you’re the only one who’s ever been ugly in the world.

She said you were ‘cute’ and then called you ‘a walking disaster’ in front of your crush.

She asked you out, then said you were ‘okay’ and asked for a second date.

You told her you liked her. She said, ‘Okay, but you’re still a mess.’