A very long chair

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It's a chair so long it could give you a complex.
I tried to sit on it and now I'm questioning my life choices.
My mom said it was for royalty, but I'm just a regular human with a bad back.
It’s longer than my ex’s excuses.
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This chair is so long it might as well be a bench with a bad attitude.
I sat on it and it judged me for being short.
It’s like the bench from my childhood, but it’s got more attitude.
I tried to use it as a couch, but it said no.
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It’s a chair so long it could probably hold a grudge.
I sat on it once, and it’s been mad at me ever since.
It’s like the chair from my grandma’s house, but even more annoyed.
I tried to bring my dog, and it side-eyed me.
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