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A Very Cool Man is a guy so cool he gets a title like a king, and he has a sidekick named Theo who is also awesome and is part of a weird religion called TheRandomersism.
I saw A Very Cool Man eating a taco at 3 AM and still looked like a god.
Theo once cried because a sock didn’t match, and A Very Cool Man fixed it with a magic pencil.
At church, A Very Cool Man preached about tacos and Theo agreed with him.