A Vegetable Medley

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When you shove so many veggies up your butt it sounds like a green grocery store exploded inside you.

My mom did this after my dad left her for the salad bar.

I tried it with carrots and it felt like I was getting stabbed by a bunch of celery.

My cousin’s dog did it and now it’s stuck with a zucchini up its nose.

Putting so many veggies in your hole it’s like your butt is a fruit stand and it’s having a sale.

My brother did it with a whole bag of peppers and now he’s screaming.

I did it with tomatoes and it was like my butt was on fire.

My neighbor’s cat did it and now it’s covered in spinach.

When you stuff your butt with so many veggies it’s like your colon is having a veggie party and it’s out of control.

I did it with broccoli and my butt looked like a jungle.

My friend did it with corn and now he’s got a corn cob stuck up his butt.

My dog did it with peas and now he’s pooping green.