a Vanessa

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A Vanessa is a celebrity who talks tough and acts perfect in front of the cameras, but deep down they know their real life is a mess. They’re like a lying dog who knows they’re about to get kicked.
Just watched a Vanessa interview. She said she’s never had a drink in her life. I know she’s lying. She’s got a wine bottle under her desk.
Vanessa’s latest tweet: ‘I’m so happy, I’m gonna cry.’ I’m sure she’s crying from the pain of her own lies.
Vanessa just got caught eating a whole pizza at midnight. She’s gonna deny it. I’ve seen her do it before.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A Vanessa is a girl with a pretty face and a strong personality. She’s like a little angel who looks cute but can take you down with a slap and a swear word.
Vanessa just walked into the room. She looked like a angel, but I know she’s got a slap in her pocket.
Vanessa smiled at me, but I know she’s thinking about how she’s gonna beat me up later.
Vanessa said she was shy, but I bet she can take on a whole group of kids in the hallway.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A Vanessa is the most amazing girl you’ll ever meet. She looks good, has a great laugh, and is so hot you’ll forget your own name.
Vanessa walked in and the whole room stopped. Even the teacher forgot her lesson.
Vanessa laughed and I swear I heard a few hearts break.
Vanessa is the kind of girl who makes you forget your own name. I did it.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A Vanessa is someone who’s amazing but no one sees it. They’re like a quiet flower that’s been stepped on for years, but they still bloom.
Vanessa is the quiet girl in the corner. No one pays attention to her, but she’s amazing.
Vanessa got ignored at lunch, but she still smiled. That girl’s got heart.
Vanessa’s been stepped on by the world, but she still looks beautiful.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A Vanessa is a friend who’s sweet, fun, and always there for you. She’s got wild hair, a secret life, and a smile that can brighten your day.
Vanessa’s my best friend. She’s got wild hair and secrets that I’ll never know.
Vanessa walked in and smiled. I felt happy instantly.
Vanessa is like the best kind of friend. She’s got secrets and a smile.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A Vanessa is a girl who’s soft but can be tough. She loves animals and will take you down if you mess with her.
Vanessa loves dogs. She’ll defend them with her life. And maybe a few punches.
Vanessa said she was gentle, but she kicked my friend out of the room. That girl’s got a punch.
Vanessa is like a soft pillow, but don’t mess with her. You’ll regret it.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A Vanessa is a quiet girl who works hard and hides her crazy side. She’s got a heart of gold and a temper that can burn a room.
Vanessa sat quietly at lunch. She didn’t say much, but I knew she was thinking crazy thoughts.
Vanessa got emotional at the worst time. I think she cried on my shoulder.
Vanessa’s got a temper. I’ve seen her punch a kid for no reason.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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