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When a woman grabs what she wants and squishes some dumb guy into a life of marriage, babies, and a house before he even knows what hit him. He’s like a confused goldfish.
He proposed after one date. I was like, 'Sure, why not?' Now he’s stuck with me and two kids.
She married him for his car. Now he’s stuck with her and a kid.
He didn’t see it coming. Now he’s stuck with a wife, a kid, and a house. What even is life?