a Urban Dictionary lover

I stayed up till 3 AM looking up "boof" and now I know what it means

My mom thinks I’m studying for a test, but I’m really just reading Urban Dictionary

I texted my crush a definition from Urban Dictionary and now we’re dating

I failed my English test because I used "butterface" instead of "face" and the teacher didn’t know what it meant

I told my dad Urban Dictionary is the real dictionary, and now he calls me a ‘slang brat’

I got in trouble for writing a whole essay with Urban Dictionary words

I got into a fistfight in the hallway over who used the word "boobie" first

I told my friend he couldn’t say "bussin" because I said it first

I used the word "sux" in class, and my teacher yelled at me like I’d insulted her cat