A Union Jake-Off

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A bunch of guys (usually the ones who live together) watch bad porn and jerk off at the same time. No girls. No blankets. No dignity.
My roommate and I started a Jake-Off because the movie was worse than my ex.
We watched a porn that looked like it was filmed in a jail cell and all got hard.
I tried to sneak my mom into a Jake-Off, but she left and told my dad.
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When a group of men sit around watching a movie, get bored, switch to porn, and all decide to jerk off at the same time.
We watched 20 minutes of a movie and then switched to a porn about a goat and a pizza.
The Jake-Off started because the movie had more plot holes than my math test.
We watched a movie about a fish and then all decided to jerk off like it was the Super Bowl.
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