A Umbach

My cousin is a Umbach. He wears lulu lemons every day and still thinks he’s a trendsetter.

I saw a Umbach in the grocery store. He was wearing lulu lemons and looked like he just walked out of a clown convention.

My friend’s dad is a Umbach. He buys lulu lemons in bulk and wears them to work like they’re a badge of honor.

My neighbor is a Umbach. He wears lulu lemons and still thinks they’re the best thing since sliced bread.

At the gym, I saw a Umbach. He was doing push-ups in lulu lemons and looked like he was trying to impress the socks.

My uncle is a Umbach. He wears lulu lemons to everything and still thinks they’re a luxury.

My brother is a Umbach. He wears lulu lemons even when they’re inside out and upside down. It’s a miracle he doesn’t fall over.

I saw a Umbach on the bus. His lulu lemons were inside out and he still looked like he owned the place.

My coworker is a Umbach. He wears lulu lemons even when they’re inside out and upside down. He’s like a sock superhero.