a Tyler

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a tiny white kid who thinks he's black and only watches meatspin because he thinks it's cool and he's too lazy to do anything else
@tyler why are you still watching meatspin
tyler: meatspin is the only thing that makes me feel alive
tyler: i'm not white i'm just not black enough
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when you snap a pic with a cool person but only catch half of them and it looks like they're hiding from the camera
my pic with jake only shows half of his face
i took a selfie with jake and it looks like he's running from me
why is my pic with jake so bad
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when someone says 'just one more drink' and you end up missing a whole day of school because you're too drunk to care
happy hour turned into a whole day of drinking
i missed math because of one more drink
just one more drink and i'll be dead
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me. obviously. you're reading this so you know who i am
this is about me
i'm the one writing this
obviously it's me
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a person who is way too pretty, way too funny, and way too talented to be real, but somehow they exist and you're jealous
tyler is too good for this world
tyler is like a god
how is he so good at everything
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the person you think is a girl from behind but when you turn around it's just another guy who looks like a girl
i thought that was a girl
he looks like a girl from the back
i turned around and it was just another guy
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a guy who is super cute, super sarcastic, and will punch you if you don't treat him right. once he falls in love with you he won't stop talking about you
tyler is super cute and sarcastic
he punches people who don't treat him right
he won't stop talking about me
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