A Two Time

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When someone tries to juggle two relationships at the same time and lies like a fat kid on a donut diet. They usually blame you for the mess and act like they're the victim.
Hey, you're still with that girl? You're also with the one from the gym? What's the deal? You're a lying sack of potatoes!
He says he's with me, but he's also with the barista. He's a two-timing loser!
She had the guts to tell me he's with three people. I'm going to beat him up and then tell her she's a two-timing witch.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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Having a secret love affair while your significant other is clueless and probably eating a taco at the mall.
He's cheating on me with my best friend. I know it, and I'm going to tell him he's a two-timing fraud!
She had an affair with my uncle and didn't even tell me. That's the worst two-timing I've ever seen!
He had a secret affair with my mom. That's the most two-timing thing I've ever heard of.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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Going to one party, then leaving halfway to go to another one because you're too selfish to stay and have fun with your friends.
I was at the party, but I had to leave halfway to go to the other one. I'm the worst friend ever!
She left the birthday party to go to the concert. I'm surprised she didn't leave to go to the movie too.
He left the cookout to go to the football game. He's a two-timing party animal.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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Bringing two people to the prom like you're the king of the school and the whole world revolves around you.
He brought two girls to prom. I'm not surprised. He's the most two-timing kid in school.
She brought two guys to prom. She must be the most popular person in the school.
He brought his best friend and his crush to prom. He's the most two-timing person in the world.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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When you throw a punch or say 'fuck you up' five times in a row because you're angry and have no idea how to control your emotions.
He said 'fuck you up' five times. I'm going to beat him up for being so two-timing.
She told him to 'fuck you up' five times. He's going to die from all the abuse.
He did 'fuck you up' five times. He's the most two-timing person I've ever seen.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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Telling someone they're doing a good job and telling them to keep doing what they're doing because you're proud of them.
You're doing a good job, keep doing what you're doing. I'm proud of you!
You're doing a good job, keep doing what you're doing. I'm going to tell everyone you're the best.
You're doing a good job, keep doing what you're doing. I'm going to beat up anyone who says otherwise.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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Looking at a cop so many times that you're probably going to get pulled over just to see if they notice you.
I looked at that cop ten times. I'm going to get pulled over just to see if he notices me.
She looked at the cop so many times, he stopped her just to see what she was doing.
He looked at that cop so many times, he got pulled over just to see what was going on.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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