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A messed-up person whose name is wrong on their birth certificate and works at Albertsons and hates customers.

My name is spelled wrong and I throw cereal at people who don't pay.

I work at Albertsons and I yell at kids who drop ice cream.

My name is wrong and I kick the cart if it doesn't go straight.

A weirdo with the wrong name on their birth certificate and bags groceries while cussing at the machines.

I bag groceries and I swear at the scanner like it owes me money.

My name is wrong and I throw out expired bread just for fun.

I cuss at the machine when it doesn't read my barcode.

A messed-up person whose name is wrong on their birth certificate and bags groceries like it's a war.

I bag groceries and I treat it like a battle with the customers.

My name is wrong and I scream at the printer when it doesn't print.

I fight the cart like it's my enemy every day.