a two cents plain

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A two cents plain is just seltzer water. It’s like the water version of a broke person’s lunch.

My mom gave me a two cents plain and told me to drink it like it was gold.

I asked for a chocolate soda and got told to ‘be grateful for a two cents plain.’

At the bodega, I got a two cents plain and felt like I’d won the lottery.

A two cents plain is the cheapest drink you can get. It’s like being poor and also being thirsty.

My dad said, ‘You can have a two cents plain or go out and get hit by a car.’

My friend tried to upgrade to a chocolate soda and got called a ‘two cents plain snob.’

At the diner, I got a two cents plain and my friend got a chocolate soda and cried.