A two bob nob.

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A two bob nob is a total idiot who lives in a council flat, wears tracksuit bottoms like they're fashion, and has a dog that thinks it's a detective. These people are so thick they believe the moon is made of bolognese.
'I saw a two bob nob chasing a pigeon with a mop, and the dog was just there for the drama.'
'My cousin is a two bob nob and still thinks the internet is a real place.'
'He’s a two bob nob with a dog that barks at clouds.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A two bob nob is a useless f*** who wears a tracksuit like it's a badge of honor and has a dog that looks like it got hit by a donut. They live in a flat that smells like old pizza and don’t know the meaning of the word ‘respect.’
'My neighbor is a two bob nob who thinks he’s a superhero because he once threw a shoe at a pigeon.'
'That guy is a two bob nob with a dog that barks at the vacuum cleaner.'
'She’s a two bob nob and still believes the government gives out free crisps.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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