A Twizted Gamer

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A Twizted Gamer is a gamer who loves getting killed in the most embarrassing ways possible.
I died to a goblin with a stick. I had 99% health.
I fell into a pit while fighting a dragon. I had 1 health.
I got killed by a baby zombie. I had 50% health.
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A Twizted Gamer is someone who plays games just to watch other people suffer.
I watched my friend get crushed by a boulder. It was glorious.
I let my cousin fight a boss alone. He died 10 times.
I made my brother fight a boss with 1 sword. He had 3.
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A Twizted Gamer is a person who thinks dying 100 times is a normal day.
I died 27 times today. It was just Tuesday.
I got killed by a spider. 27 times.
I had 10 lives and I used them all on a boss.
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A Twizted Gamer is a person who laughs when others cry over game deaths.
My friend cried when he died to a fireball. I laughed.
I watched my cousin scream when he got crushed. I died laughing.
I made my brother scream when he got killed by a lava pit.
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A Twizted Gamer is someone who thinks dying in a game is the same as dying in real life.
I cried when I died to a wolf. It felt real.
I screamed when I got killed by a boss. It was like I was in a fight.
I cried when I got crushed by a boulder. It felt like I was in a car crash.
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A Twizted Gamer is a person who plays games just to make other people mad.
I let my friend fight a boss alone. He died 10 times.
I made my brother fight a boss with 1 sword. He had 3.
I watched my cousin get crushed by a boulder. He screamed.
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