A Twisted Christmas

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A Christmas album by Twisted Sister from 2006 that's like a metal version of a Christmas party, but with way more swearing and fewer actual presents.

My mom forced me to listen to this album instead of watching Santa’s revenge on YouTube

I tried to sing along and my voice sounded like a broken chainsaw

This album is the reason I hate Christmas and also why I love it

A Christmas album that turns all your favorite carols into metal riffs, and also turns your brain into a blender full of bad decisions.

I played this album during my cousin's birthday party and now he thinks Christmas is a curse

My dog ran away when he heard 'We're Not Gonna Take It' turned into a Christmas song

My math teacher made us listen to it instead of doing homework

A Christmas album that's like your uncle getting drunk and trying to sing carols while also yelling at the Christmas tree.

I tried to make my little brother listen to it, and now he thinks Santa is a monster

My neighbor played it too loud and I had to call the police

I got this album and my mom gave me a failing grade for being too loud

A Christmas album that turns all your favorite songs into something your gym teacher would play during punishment time.

I made my friend listen to it and now he hates Christmas and also me

I played it at my grandma’s house and she threatened to kick me out

This album is the reason I failed my music class

A Christmas album that’s like your dad’s karaoke night, but with more swearing and fewer actual songs.

I made my brother listen to it and now he thinks Christmas is a bad joke

My teacher made me sing it in front of the class

This album is the reason I failed my English class

A Christmas album that turns your favorite holiday songs into something your dog would bark at if it were a metal band.

I played it in my bedroom and now my dog hates me

My little sister cried when she heard it

I got this album and my mom gave me a time-out