A Turkish shower

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When you stink so bad you think taking a shower with old perfume is the same as cleaning yourself. It’s like wearing a stink bomb that’s also a perfume ad.
My uncle took a Turkish shower and smelled like a dead goat in a perfume store.
She walked in and smelled like a gym sock that was left in a perfume aisle.
He tried to impress his date with a Turkish shower and ended up making her run for the door.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
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Putting on so much cologne you think you’re fancy, but you’re just hiding the fact that you haven’t bathed since the last century.
He sprayed cologne like it was a fire extinguisher and still smelled like a garbage can.
She walked in and smelled like a man’s cologne aisle exploded.
He used so much cologne, the neighbors called the cops.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
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Having sex in a place that looks like a muddy river from ancient times, but you’re too busy being a beast to notice the dirt.
They had sex in a waterfall and came out looking like they rolled in mud and a river.
He was too busy being a beast to notice the smell of ancient poop.
They had sex in a waterfall and ended up smelling like a swamp.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
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