A Tully

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A Tully is when you zip up too quick and a tiny splash of pee flies up and hits your tongue like it’s trying to insult you.
My bro zipped up so fast he got a Tully in his mouth. He was crying.
I got a Tully and it tasted like regret.
My dad got a Tully and it landed in his coffee. Now it’s a Tully-ffee.
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A Tully is when something is so good it makes you feel like you just woke up from a dream, or when you’re so wasted you’re doing cartwheels in the kitchen.
That pizza was a Tully. I felt like I was on fire.
My friend got so drunk he did a Tully and tried to speak in tongues.
That movie was a Tully. I laughed so hard I got a Tully.
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A Tully is a guy with a body that makes you want to bite him and also cry because he’s so good looking.
That guy in the gym was a Tully. I wanted to rip his shirt off.
My cousin’s boy is a Tully. He’s got a body like a god.
That guy was a Tully and I got a hard-on just looking at him.
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A Tully is something that makes your day better, or a joke that’s so good it hurts your brain.
That joke was a Tully. It made me snort coffee out my nose.
That cake was a Tully. I wanted to marry it.
That comment was a Tully. I laughed so hard I cried.
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A Tully is someone who doesn’t try to be funny but just says stupid stuff and it makes you laugh, even if she’s not hot and just has a smile that’s like a sunrise.
My sister is a Tully. She said ‘I ate my feelings’ and I laughed for 10 minutes.
That girl is a Tully. She told a joke about her cat and I died.
My mom is a Tully. She said ‘I’m not angry, I’m just temporarily disappointed’ and I laughed till I cried.
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A Tully is the stuff that comes out of a man when he’s happy, but it’s not called cum because that sounds too fancy.
That guy had a Tully and it was like a waterfall of happiness.
I got a Tully and it smelled like victory.
That Tully was so good it should’ve been a holiday.
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A Tully is the newspaper that makes you feel like you’re in Scotland, even if you’re just sitting in your bedroom eating cereal.
I read the Tully and felt like I was in a Scottish drama.
That Tully had a headline that was so good I read it 10 times.
I got the Tully and my mom was like ‘why are you so happy?’
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