Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A tub is a human who is so fat they look like a melted candle and can't even move without screaming.

My cousin is a tub. He eats pizza for breakfast and still can't fit into his pants.

My neighbor is a tub. He smells like old socks and a gym sock.

My brother is a tub. He tried to run and fell over like a sack of bricks.

2

A tub is you. You are a tub. You always have been.

I am a tub. I eat ice cream for dinner and still have room for dessert.

I am a tub. I can’t even lift my arms without moaning.

I am a tub. I passed out after eating a whole cake.

3

A tub is when you drop your laptop in the bath and try to rub your meat while it’s still on.

I took my laptop in the bath and it shorted out. Now I have to buy a new one.

My laptop is now a fish. It’s swimming in the bath with me.

My laptop is wet and I’m trying to rub my meat and it’s not working.

4

A tub is when you eat the whole thing and then feel like you swallowed a brick.

I ate an entire tub of ice cream and now my stomach is screaming.

I ate a whole tub of chips and I feel like a balloon.

I ate a tub of cookies and now I can’t walk.

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A tub is a person so fat they smell like a gym sock and look like a melting candle.

My friend is a tub. He smells like a gym sock and looks like a melting candle.

My mom is a tub. She eats chips for breakfast and still needs more.

My uncle is a tub. He passed out after eating a whole pie.

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A tub is a person who is so fat they look like a sack of bricks and can't even stand up.

My cousin is a tub. He eats a whole pizza and still wants more.

My teacher is a tub. He can't even stand up after lunch.

My dog is a tub. He eats my food and still wants snacks.

7

A tub is 20, and Harriet Tubman is on the money. That’s a real tub!

Dubs = 20. Harriet Tubman is on the money. That’s a real tub.

20/20 and Harriet Tubman is on the money. That’s a real tub.

Dubs = 20. Harriet Tubman is on the money. I’m a real tub.