Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

To truss something up means you tie it down so hard it might cry for its mom. It’s like Liz Truss did to the economy, except it got worse.

I trussed up my dog so tight he looked like a burrito with a face.

My mom trussed up my lunch so I couldn’t eat it without breaking my fingers.

He trussed up the pizza so it looked like it had been tortured.

2

Truss means you believe someone so much you’d let them steal your last piece of cake.

I trust my brother, he could rob a bank and I’d still feed him.

She trussed me up so bad I believed the moon was made of cheese.

Truss means you believe someone even when they lie in a hole.

3

Truss is when someone agrees with you so much they might as well be your twin. It’s like they’ve swallowed your words whole.

My friend trussed me up when I said pizza was the best food ever.

He trussed me up so hard I thought he was going to hug me.

She trussed me up because I said clouds are cool, and she agreed.

4

A truss is a chunk of time so long it might as well be a decade. It’s like waiting for your mom to finish her coffee.

A truss is how long it takes for my mom to finish her coffee.

It took me a truss to realize I was still in the house.

He waited a truss for the bus and then it didn’t come.

5

True dat is when you say something is true and then add a little extra flavor, like ketchup on fries.

True dat, this pizza is the best I’ve ever had.

He said true dat when I told him I was going to eat the whole cake.

True dat, my dog is the best.

6

To truss something up is to destroy it so badly it might wish it was dead.

I trussed up my math test so bad it looked like it had been thrown out of a car.

She trussed up the cake so it was just crumbs and frustration.

He trussed up my phone so hard it died and never came back.

7

To break something beyond belief means you smashed it so hard it might cry for its mom.

He broke my phone beyond belief, it looked like it had been hit by a truck.

She broke my mom’s favorite plate beyond belief, it was just a pile of dust.

They broke the cake beyond belief, it was just crumbs and sadness.