A True Whore

She slept with my dad and my uncle at the same time. Both of them got divorced. I got a middle seat on a plane.

She showed up at my birthday party wearing nothing but glitter and a dare.

I saw her in the grocery store. She was arguing with the bread about which one was the most popular.

She said she was too tired to go out. Then she went to three different bars and came home with three different guys.

She told me she was going to bed early. Then I saw her on Instagram at 2 a. m. with a new guy.

She claimed she was too sleepy for a party. Then she showed up wearing only a bra and a lie.