a TRUE green day fan

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A real green day fan is an old-timer who thinks they own the band because they’ve been there since the beginning. They hate new fans and think they’re too cool for school, even though they can’t name the band members without looking it up.
I’ve been a fan since 1994, and I know every word to every song. You just started liking them because they were on TikTok? Please.
New fans are like a bad album, they’re loud and annoying, and they don’t know what they’re doing.
If you don’t know who Billie Joe Armstrong is, you’re not a real fan. You’re just a fake one who likes the songs because they’re catchy.
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A real green day fan is someone who defines every green day term on urbandic. com and also stalks Tre Cool just to steal his pants and his underwear collection. That’s just me.
I spent 3 hours defining ‘Billie Joe Armstrong’ on urbandic. com and then I cried because I couldn’t find a definition for ‘the band’.
I’ve been following Tre Cool for years, and my goal is to steal his underwear and put it in a museum.
I’m not a fan. I’m a stalker. And I’m also the person who wrote this definition.
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A real green day fan is someone who thinks the band officially sucks a big one since their last album. They also think ‘American Idiot’ is just a stupid song that everyone likes for no reason.
I listen to Dookie and I know every word. You listen to American Idiot and think you’re a fan? Please.
The new album is like a broken record, it’s loud and nobody likes it.
If you only know Billie Joe Armstrong, you’re not a real fan. You’re just a fake one who heard the song on the radio.
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A real green day fan is someone who listens to Dookie and knows who the band members are. They also know all the lyrics and can name three of them. If you only like American Idiot, you’re not a fan, you’re just a casual listener.
I’ve known Billie Joe Armstrong, Mike Dirnt, and Tre Cool since the beginning. You only know Billie Joe? That’s not a real fan, that’s a fake one.
If you like American Idiot and think you’re a fan, you’re just a nobody who thinks the song is cool because it’s catchy.
You can’t just say you like the band because you heard one song. That’s not a real fan, that’s a lazy one.
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A real green day fan knows all the albums, except American Idiot and 21st Century Breakdown. They love the old songs and know what every word means. They get happy when they hear a song and don’t forget the lyrics.
I know all the songs from Dookie and I love the lyrics. You just like the new album because it’s loud and it’s on TikTok? That’s not a real fan, that’s a new fan.
I know what every word means, and I remember every single song. You only know the catchy ones? That’s not a real fan, that’s just a casual listener.
When I hear a song, I get happy, that’s what being a real fan is all about. You just like the song because it’s catchy? That’s not a real fan, that’s just a listener.
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