A true gentleman

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A true gentleman is a man who acts like he’s got a gold-plated bladder and a silver-coated brain. He doesn’t talk trash, he doesn’t take it, and he doesn’t let anyone else get away with being a piece of garbage.
He stood up for me when my boss called me a stupid donkey in front of everyone.
He didn’t laugh when I spilled coffee on the CEO’s suit.
He let me cut in line at the pizza place even though I had no money.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A true gentleman is a man who knows how to treat people like they matter. He doesn’t give you the side eye when you’re late. He doesn’t laugh when you fall. He’s the guy who gives you a high five when you finally get it right.
He brought me a sandwich when I stayed late at work again.
He didn’t tease me when I tripped over my own feet in the hallway.
He let me borrow his pants when mine got stained with soda.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A true gentleman is a man who has the skills to play the banjo but refuses to show off. He’s the type who would rather play it in the background while you’re doing your thing than take all the glory.
He played the banjo during my speech at the party, even though I asked him not to.
He played it when I was crying in the bathroom.
He played it just to make me laugh when I failed the test.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A true gentleman is the kind of man who uses his pillow like a secret weapon under his partner’s butt during anal sex. He doesn’t make it awkward. He makes it smooth, easy, and kind of awesome.
He used his pillow during our first time and didn’t even flinch when I laughed.
He used it again when I told him I had a bad day at work.
He used it during our surprise party and made it look like a regular thing.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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