a true gansta

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A real gangsta is someone who can't read and thinks spelling is a curse.

I tried to write a text, but I spelled 'text' as 't3x' and got yelled at.

He wrote his whole rap on a napkin and it was full of spelling mistakes.

He tried to text his mom, but it just said 'm0m' and she cried.

A true gangsta is someone who wants a second bullet in the brain.

He got shot once, but he still thinks he needs more bullets for his brain.

He asked the guy who shot him if he could get a second bullet.

He said, 'I ain't dead yet, so I'm not a real gangsta.'

A real gangsta lives for sex and death, and they're both the same thing.

He had sex at 3 a. m. and died the next day from a heart attack.

He told his girlfriend he'd rather die than stop having sex.

He said, 'If I don't have sex, I'll die. If I die, I'll have sex in heaven.'

A true gangsta is an Azn who can kick the dirtiest ass ever, like a Torrez.

He kicked Torrez's ass so hard, he got a new nickname: 'Torrez Killer.'

He said, 'Torrez is just a name. I'm the real name.'

He beat Torrez in the gym and now everyone calls him 'The Dirtiest Ass Killer.'

A real gangsta is a dumb piece of trash with a tiny weenie who watches ninja movies all day.

He cried when Jackie Chan didn't punch him in the face.

He said, 'I'm gonna be the next Jackie Chan, even if I have to watch 100 movies.'

He tried to copy Jackie Chan's moves, but he just fell over.