A Trouser

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A gross old man with a stink coming out of his pants like he’s been living in a sewer. He stares at you like he wants to eat you and plays with his pocket pool balls like he’s got nothing better to do. You run away screaming.
That Trouser smelled like he’d been buried in a garbage can for a week.
He leered at me like he wanted to take me to his sewer house.
I ran out of the bar like I was being chased by a stinky ghost.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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When you take a bribe like a backstabbing rat, you stuff the cash into your pants like you’re trying to hide a million dollars.
He took the cash and stuck it in his pants like he was hiding a secret.
She took the bribe and looked like she was trying to hide a gold bar.
He took the money like he was trying to keep it from his mom.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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Pants is another word for trousers. You wear them on your legs. That’s it.
Trousers are like pants, but fancier.
He wore his trousers like he was dressed for a party.
She wore her trousers like they were made of gold.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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Totally wasted, drunk, or high like you were hit by a truck and then thrown into a dumpster.
He was so trashed, he tried to dance with a lamp.
She was so drunk, she thought the ceiling was a friend.
He was so wasted, he tried to talk to a wall.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A silly game where you run around with your pants down to your ankles because you lost a bet. It’s for rich kids who think they’re tough.
They ran around with their pants down like they were embarrassed.
He ran around like a chicken with his head cut off.
They ran around like they were being chased by ghosts.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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When a rich guy or office worker steals cash and stuffs it in his pants like he’s trying to hide a treasure.
He stuffs the cash in his pants like he’s hiding a secret.
She stuffed the money in her pants like it was gold.
He stuffed the cash in his pants like he was trying to escape a thief.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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