A Trojan

My ex is a Trojan. She left me for a guy who had a beard and a tattoo.

My mom said my sister is a Trojan. She's always causing fights at family dinners.

I told my teacher my crush is a Trojan. He said I need to stop being so dramatic.

My brother said his girlfriend used a Trojan. He said it was the worst sex ever.

My friend's dad uses Trojans every day. He said they're the only thing that lasts.

My cousin said she got a free Trojan at the store. She said it was the best thing ever.

My computer got hacked by a Trojan. It started playing music while I was doing homework.

My friend's laptop got a Trojan. It started sending emails to his mom.

My brother's phone had a Trojan. It started texting his crush every minute.

My history teacher said Trojans were from Troy. He also said they were sneaky.

My friend said his dad is a Trojan. He betrays people all the time.

My cousin said her boyfriend is a Trojan. He left her for another girl.

My computer had a Trojan. It messed up my homework.

My friend’s phone had a Trojan. It sent him a million messages.

My brother’s laptop had a Trojan. It made his music play nonstop.

My cousin got rejected from UCLA. He said he would never go to a state school.

My friend got rejected from UCLA. She said it was the worst day ever.

My brother got rejected from UCLA. He said he would never talk to me again.

My cousin is a Trojan. She thinks she’s better than everyone else.

My friend said her brother is a Trojan. He thinks he’s the best student ever.

My brother is a Trojan. He thinks he’s going to be rich and famous.