A Triston

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A Triston is a guy who has like a million fake social media profiles and thinks everyone is their best friend. They’re also the kind of guy who will make you blush just by looking at you.

DM: "I have 12 accounts. I post on all of them. You’re my favorite."

Tweet: "I’m not annoying. I’m just popular."

Status: "I have 50 followers. They all love me."

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Triston is a hot guy who’s always arguing. He has soft hair, teases you, and makes girls go crazy. He’s also a moody mess who hates everything but his friends.

Text: "You’re not cute. You’re just average."

DM: "I’m so hot when I’m angry. You should see me."

Tweet: "I hate everyone. Except my friends. And my mom."

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Triston is the best friend who always listens. They’re kind, cool, and will stay up all night to help you with your work.

Text: "You can count on me. Always."

DM: "I’ll stay up all night with you."

Tweet: "I’m here for you. Always."

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Triston is a guy who says "what?" after you talk. He’s not smart, but he’s tall and into sports. He’s a bit of a weirdo but still nice.

Text: "What?" (sent 3 times in a row)

DM: "I don’t get it. But I’m tall."

Tweet: "I like basketball. And I’m weird."

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Triston is the guy every girl wants. He’s tall, smart, and into his hobbies. He’ll work all night and is sweet but awkward. He’s a bit of a pervert but still great.

Text: "I’m smart. I work all night."

DM: "I’m awkward but cute."

Tweet: "I like girls. A lot."

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Triston is a smart guy with dark hair who loves music and can change your mind with his cool ideas. He’s short but he uses it to his advantage. He’s usually dating a Mirabelle.

Text: "I can change your mind with my logic."

DM: "I’m short but I’m cool."

Tweet: "I’m dating a Mirabelle. She’s amazing."

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Triston is the perfect best friend and boyfriend. They’re sweet, kind, and will always be there for you. You’ll miss them if they leave.

Text: "I’m your best friend. I’m also your boyfriend."

DM: "You’ll miss me if I leave."

Tweet: "I’m an angel. I’m also your best friend."

by Slangipedia 16d ago