A Triple Jump Through a Hoop Whilst Whistling the Star Spangled Banner

I saw him do it while eating a burrito and cussing at the hoop

She jumped through the hoop like it was her last chance and sang the whole thing

He did the whole thing with a beer in one hand and a curse in the other

He jumped through the hoop like he was fighting the flag

She whistled the song while doing the jump like she was trying to impress the president

He did it all while yelling 'USA!' like he was in a war

He jumped through the hoop like he was the best at everything

She whistled the song like she was the only one who could

He did it all while making sure everyone saw him