A trint

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A trint is a human meatball so big you could roll them down a hill and they’d still be stuck in the mud.

My cousin ate three pizzas and became a trint.

I saw a trint try to dance and it looked like a blob trying to do the twist.

That trint walked into a room and made the ceiling creak.

A trint is a guy so smooth he could make a nun blush and still get her to sign a lease.

That trint talked my mom into buying him a house.

He hit on my grandma and she still gave him a cookie.

My brother’s a trint and he got my sister to run away with him.

A trint is the reason the world is on fire and we all just stand there like idiots watching it burn.

That trint broke my phone and my heart.

The trint turned my dog into a sock puppet.

I tried to be nice to the trint and now I live in a trash can.

A trint is a piece of garbage that also happens to be a person and it’s just as gross.

That trint threw my lunch in the toilet.

The trint bit my leg and it’s still bleeding.

I tried to be friends with the trint and now I live in a dumpster.

A trint is a sparkly twink who thinks everyone loves him, but we’re just pretending.

That trint thinks he’s the center of the universe.

He tried to be my gay best friend and I just smiled and said okay.

The trint doesn’t realize he’s just a glitter-covered joke.