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A Trevor is a fag who can’t hit a ball to save his life. He’s always buying beer for the guys who actually know how to play. And that neck hair? It’s like a forest, and it’s called ‘Little Trev’ for a reason.
DM: 'Why did you miss the game? You’re a Trevor.'
Text: 'You’re paying for the beer again? Typical Trevor.'
Tweet: 'Trevor’s neck is bigger than his brain.'
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A Trevor is someone who gets so wasted at the airport that they miss every flight and end up crying in the lobby like a baby.
Text: 'I missed my flight because I was drunk and a Trevor.'
Tweet: 'Trevor’s cry in the airport was louder than my mom's voice.'
DM: 'Why are you at the airport? You’re a Trevor.'
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A Trevor is the best kind of guy. He’s hot, he’s smart, he fixes your sink, and then he kisses you like you’re the last piece of cake. He’s the kind of guy who’ll protect you and never forget a favor.
Text: 'He fixed my sink and then kissed me. Classic Trevor.'
Tweet: 'Trevor is the guy who’ll save your life and then laugh about it.'
DM: 'You’re the best kind of Trevor.'
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A Trevor is just a name. But it’s a good one. People named Trevor are usually kind, and they love soccer. Also, they’re usually good at everything.
Text: 'My name is Trevor, and I love soccer.'
Tweet: 'Trevor is a name, but it’s a good one.'
DM: 'I’m named Trevor, and I’m pretty good at everything.'
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To be Trevored is when someone gives you stuff just because they feel like it. Or because they owe you. Either way, it’s a good thing.
Text: 'I got Trevored by my friend. He just gave me money.'
Tweet: 'Trevored? That’s the best way to get stuff.'
DM: 'You Trevored me, and I’m grateful.'
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A Trevor is the hottest guy ever. He has perfect eyes, a cute smile, and he’ll treat you right. Also, he’s a hella baddie.
Text: 'Trevor is the hottest guy I’ve ever seen.'
Tweet: 'He’s a hella baddie and I’m in love.'
DM: 'Trevor, go kiss that girl already.'
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To be a Trevor is just to be named Trevor. It’s simple. Some people are named Trevor, and they’re usually kind and successful. And they all love soccer.
Text: 'I’m named Trevor, and I’m successful.'
Tweet: 'Trevor is just a name, but it’s a good one.'
DM: 'You’re a Trevor, and you’re cool.'
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