A Tranzient

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A person who was born one way but thinks they’re the other and acts like they own the place

My cousin thinks being a tranzient makes her cool. She still can’t do algebra.

He walked into a bar and said, 'I’m a tranzient.' The bartender said, 'So what? I’m a tranzient too.'

My mom thinks I’m a tranzient because I wore her old clothes once.

Someone who was born a certain way but now thinks they’re the opposite and won’t shut up about it

My neighbor’s kid came out as a tranzient and now they won’t stop talking about it.

She told me she’s a tranzient and now she won’t stop asking me about my ‘gender journey.’

My teacher said, 'If you’re not a tranzient, you’re not allowed to take the test.' I failed.

A person who was born in one body but now thinks they belong in the other and won’t stop telling everyone

My brother’s a tranzient and he won’t stop telling me about his new ‘fancy clothes.’

She came to my house and said, 'I’m a tranzient. You’re not.' I said, 'I’m a human. You’re a mess.'

My friend’s a tranzient and now he won’t stop asking me if I’m one too.

A person who was born one way but now thinks they’re the other and acts like they’re the boss of the world

My tranzient cousin thinks she’s the boss of the world and won’t stop telling me about it.

He told me he’s a tranzient and now he won’t stop telling me how important he is.

My teacher said, 'If you’re not a tranzient, you’re not important.' I said, 'Then I’m not important.'

A person who was born one way but now thinks they’re the other and acts like they’re the most popular kid in school

My tranzient friend thinks he’s the most popular kid in school and won’t stop telling me about it.

She came to my house and said, 'I’m a tranzient and I’m the most popular kid in school.' I said, 'You’re not.'

He told me he’s a tranzient and now he thinks he’s the most popular kid in school.

A person who was born one way but now thinks they’re the other and acts like they’re the most important person in the universe

My tranzient cousin thinks she’s the most important person in the universe and won’t stop telling me about it.

He told me he’s a tranzient and now he thinks he’s the most important person in the universe.

My teacher said, 'If you’re not a tranzient, you’re not important.' I said, 'Then I’m not important.'