a train

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A bunch of guys take turns blowing a girl, and the girl only gets one good shot.
The guy behind me said, 'I got the last pump.'
My cousin said, 'That train was weak, only five guys.'
The girl said, 'I got picked last, and I was the only one who didn’t get a good shot.'
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A train is like a heaven for atheists who don’t care about hell or sin. It's where science rules, and no one makes you feel guilty.
My science teacher said, 'This is the best place for thinkers.'
My uncle said, 'I'd rather be on the train than the G-Bus.'
My cousin said, 'I don’t believe in hell, so I'm on the train forever.'
3
A fast-moving thing that goes choo choo and takes you places.
My brother said, 'The train is faster than my mom's car.'
My friend said, 'I love the choo choo sound.'
My cousin said, 'The train was going so fast, I felt like I was flying.'
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A bunch of guys all trying to get laid with the same girl, taking turns and getting off one at a time.
My friend said, 'That train was wild, seven guys and one girl.'
My cousin said, 'He got the first shot, and I got the last one.'
My mom said, 'You guys are like a train every weekend.'
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A line of guys waiting for a girl to blow them one by one, and there has to be at least seven guys in the line.
My dad said, 'There were ten guys in that line.'
My friend said, 'He had to wait for the seventh guy to finish.'
My cousin said, 'I was the first in line, and I got the best shot.'
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When a girl lets a bunch of guys take turns blowing her, and it only counts as a train if she knows what’s happening. If she doesn’t, it’s just rape.
My friend said, 'She let all of them go, and it was a real train.'
My cousin said, 'He got caught in the middle of the train.'
My mom said, 'That wasn’t a train, that was a rape.'
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Something Bruno Mars would jump into and sing about with all the passion in the world.
My friend said, 'Bruno Mars would ride that train forever.'
My cousin said, 'He would sing on that train like no one else.'
My brother said, 'That train is his favorite thing.'
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