A Tourist Friend

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A Tourist Friend is someone who only hangs out with you when they feel like it. They're like a vacation for your friendship, and they always leave before the fun starts.
You text them 10 times and they reply with a single emoji.
They show up at your party and leave before you even finish your first drink.
They forget your birthday but remember the date of their last vacation.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Tourist Friend is like a bad buffet, they only take the best parts and leave the rest to rot. They’re always there for the good times, but they disappear when the real work starts.
They say they’re your best friend, but they never show up when you need them most.
They’re always excited about your plans until they’re done with them.
They like to brag about their vacation but never remember to call you back.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Tourist Friend is someone who only wants to be friends when they’re having fun. They’re like a one-way street, they come to you, but they never go back.
They text you every day when they’re on vacation, but they don’t reply when you message them.
They remember your name when they’re getting something from you, but forget it when they’re not.
They always say they’ll be there, but they never show up.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Tourist Friend is like a bad roommate, they only show up when they need something and leave when they’re done. They never think about how they treat you.
They ask you for help every time they see you, but they never return the favor.
They’re always there for the good times, but they vanish when things get tough.
They’re the first to leave when the party ends.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Tourist Friend is like a ghost, they only appear when they want something and disappear when they’re done. They don’t care about your feelings or your time.
They send you a message every time they’re having fun, but they never reply when you’re sad.
They’re always excited about their own life, but they don’t remember yours.
They come to your party and leave before you even say hello.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Tourist Friend is someone who only wants to be friends when it’s convenient. They’re like a free meal, they take all the good parts and leave the rest to you.
They’re always there for the good times, but they’re never there for the bad ones.
They say they’re your best friend, but they never show up when you need them most.
They always remember their own plans, but they forget yours.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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