A tough crack to nut

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A woman so hard to get she makes your brain shut down
My ex is a tough crack to nut. I tried to charm her for a year and she still laughed in my face.
That girl at the bar is a tough crack to nut. I asked her out and she said I was less than average.
My cousin's girlfriend is a tough crack to nut. He tried to win her over with pizza and she still said no.
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A woman so hot she makes your penis cry
That girl is a tough crack to nut. I tried to flirt with her and she just rolled her eyes.
My neighbor is a tough crack to nut. I asked her to prom and she said I was the worst option.
My teacher is a tough crack to nut. I tried to text her and she said I was too young for her.
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