A Touch of Church

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When you pour Lea & Perrins Worcestershire sauce into macaroni & cheese like it’s a holy ritual and you’re about to save the world.
I added that sauce and now my macaroni looks like it was blessed by a priest.
My mom said it was the best meal since the day Jesus died.
I just put Worcestershire in my mac and cheese and my dog is now worshiping me.
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When you turn your regular macaroni & cheese into a godly experience by adding that fancy Worcestershire sauce.
I added that sauce and my macaroni became a legend.
My brother said it was like the sauce was whispering secrets to the cheese.
My dad said it was the most sacred meal since the first pizza was made.
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When you throw Lea & Perrins Worcestershire sauce into your macaroni & cheese like it’s the last drop of holy water before the apocalypse.
I threw that sauce in and now my macaroni is a holy relic.
My sister said it tasted like the sauce was fighting the cheese.
My dog ate it and now he’s talking like a prophet.
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