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1
To snatch a hit off someone’s cigarette like a thief in the night
Yo, I totes that smoke like it was my last meal.
She totes my dad’s cigar and then laughed at him.
He totes my mom’s cigarette and now she’s mad at him.
2
When someone’s so sad they might cry or just give up and go to bed
My crush broke up with me, I’m totes.
She got dumped and now she’s totes.
I failed my math test, I’m totes.
3
A big, juicy sausage that hangs low
He showed off his totes at the beach.
She laughed at his totes.
He got a big tote and now he’s famous.
4
When a girl walks like she’s got a donut in each butt cheek
She totes around the mall like she’s got a donut in each butt cheek.
He couldn’t stop looking at her totes.
She totes all day and now she’s tired.
5
A fast way to say ‘totally’ but it’s just a bunch of nonsense
I’m totes going to the party.
She said she’s totes in love with him.
He’s totes the best friend ever.
6
To move things from one place to another, like a lazy man
He totes his lunch like it’s a treasure.
She totes her books and it’s a disaster.
He totes his dog and now he’s tired.
7
To carry stuff like a human backpack
He totes his groceries like he’s a beast.
She totes her bags like she’s a superhero.
He totes his kid and now he’s a dad.
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